Boredom captivates me.
I'm 21 but I could pass for 12. Movie buff. Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan and Taylor Swift fanatic. I mow lawns and dog sit.
Submitted by nessastooshort
(Source: catasters)
benefits to dating me
- you have no competition
- that’s about it actually
- but i think it’s a good point
(via how-clovely)
Submitted by nessastooshort
Johnny’s SUCESS face is hilarious.
- normal people playing a video game: ...
- me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
